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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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