{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"type":"standard","title":"Oliver Wendell Holmes House","displaytitle":"Oliver Wendell Holmes House","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q14715800","titles":{"canonical":"Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_House","normalized":"Oliver Wendell Holmes House","display":"Oliver Wendell Holmes House"},"pageid":17501409,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/BeverlyMA_OliverWendellHolmesHouse.jpg/330px-BeverlyMA_OliverWendellHolmesHouse.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/BeverlyMA_OliverWendellHolmesHouse.jpg","width":1024,"height":680},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1169263539","tid":"8b137c43-358e-11ee-83e8-65243c3ff981","timestamp":"2023-08-08T01:54:43Z","description":"Historic house in Massachusetts, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.56444444,"lon":-70.80638889},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_House","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_House?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_House?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_House"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_House","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_House","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_House?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_House"}},"extract":"The Oliver Wendell Holmes House is a historic house at 868 Hale Street in the Beverly Farms section of Beverly, Massachusetts. Built c. 1880, this modest Victorian wood-frame house was designated a National Historic Landmark in 1972, as the only surviving structure associated with the life of Associate Justice of the United States Supreme Court Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. (1841–1935), whose summer home it was from 1909 until his death.","extract_html":"
The Oliver Wendell Holmes House is a historic house at 868 Hale Street in the Beverly Farms section of Beverly, Massachusetts. Built c. 1880, this modest Victorian wood-frame house was designated a National Historic Landmark in 1972, as the only surviving structure associated with the life of Associate Justice of the United States Supreme Court Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. (1841–1935), whose summer home it was from 1909 until his death.
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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
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