{"type":"standard","title":"Edward Hayward","displaytitle":"Edward Hayward","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5343380","titles":{"canonical":"Edward_Hayward","normalized":"Edward Hayward","display":"Edward Hayward"},"pageid":18696253,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/Sir_Edward_Hayward.jpg/330px-Sir_Edward_Hayward.jpg","width":320,"height":441},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Sir_Edward_Hayward.jpg","width":581,"height":800},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1248937795","tid":"da720d1e-809a-11ef-9785-9af3c8afab3a","timestamp":"2024-10-02T08:46:45Z","description":"Australian businessman (1903–1983)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Hayward","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Hayward?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Hayward?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Edward_Hayward"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Hayward","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Edward_Hayward","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Hayward?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Edward_Hayward"}},"extract":"Sir Edward Waterfield Hayward was an Australian businessman, best known for owning and managing John Martin's, a chain of department stores in Adelaide, South Australia, and for instigating the Adelaide Christmas Pageant.","extract_html":"
Sir Edward Waterfield Hayward was an Australian businessman, best known for owning and managing John Martin's, a chain of department stores in Adelaide, South Australia, and for instigating the Adelaide Christmas Pageant.
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