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{"type":"standard","title":"Folk-Country","displaytitle":"Folk-Country","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5464407","titles":{"canonical":"Folk-Country","normalized":"Folk-Country","display":"Folk-Country"},"pageid":6575033,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/WaylonJenningsFolkCountry.jpg","width":297,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/WaylonJenningsFolkCountry.jpg","width":297,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1251850196","tid":"508ba111-8d50-11ef-b1fc-06d210edf221","timestamp":"2024-10-18T12:55:56Z","description":"1966 studio album by Waylon Jennings","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folk-Country","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folk-Country?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folk-Country?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Folk-Country"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folk-Country","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Folk-Country","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folk-Country?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Folk-Country"}},"extract":"Folk-Country is the major-label debut album by American country music artist Waylon Jennings, released in 1966 on RCA Victor. It is his first collaboration with producer Chet Atkins.","extract_html":"
Folk-Country is the major-label debut album by American country music artist Waylon Jennings, released in 1966 on RCA Victor. It is his first collaboration with producer Chet Atkins.
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